Brett Smiley
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Podcast Appearances
So you want to live your life, huh?
Messing things up so that Daddy has to clean up after you?
Clean up after you?
Yeah, yeah.
If it's not smashing a church window, it's stealing a car.
If you're not stealing a car, posting a video.
Video?
What are you talking about?
It's all over the fucking internet.
What, are you going to deny that now?
Why can't you just be honest and own something for once?
Honesty.
Great.
I'm really glad you brought that up, Dad.
I am because, you know, I was never a big fan of your pirate movies, but that sociopath you played on the phone with that Utah bullshit, that was spot on.
You left no choice.
Oh, no choice.
You're going to talk to me about choices?
You've had plenty of fucking choices, Chad.
Yeah, rehab or jail.