Bria
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I mean, it's not 1952, but my grandma knew how to take care of people.
Oh, okay.
Oh, oh, good, good.
So it sounds to me like you don't want a girlfriend.
You want a grandma with benefits, right?
Oh, that just sounds weird.
I don't like that visual.
Try to seduce me with a ghost breeze to the jugular.
Like, that's not care, that's confusion.
A ghost breeze?
Okay, I was trying to give you something sweet, and you should have, like, been an adult and said something.
You ghosted me over a cake.
It's not the cake.
It's just like my grandma's principles, you know?
Like that's like, yeah.
It's the fact you don't get the cake, you know?
I'm so sorry I'm not your grandma.
I'm sorry I'm not your grandma.
I am too, honestly, because I really thought you were cool.
What?