Brian Babylon
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Nobody's burn says great news.
Her hits are piling up.
A peeling shoulder, that leads to divorce.
A burnt nose, that's a shady contractor on its way.
A man with a flawless farmer's tan, you get three words.
You already know.
A local dermatologist said it's deeply irresponsible and also somehow 90% accurate.
Miss Molly asked only two things, respect the burn and apply aloe after.
But she has one rule, she will not read her own back.
She caught a glimpse of her back in the mirror one time, and she quietly said, some futures aren't yours to look at.
Did it start because people got tired of their teammates on the, they're like, you know what, I'll get you guys.
I'm on a monobot.
He doubles as my bodyguard, too.
But that's an amazing date night, though.
Hey, like, babe, let's go ahead and get this medal right quick.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, that's what I was thinking.
Like, do you just get dressed in the outfits just for fun?