Brian Bishop

So I will not start with that.

This will.

Oh, yeah, but we'll give it to you.

Melanie's read 20 reportedly became enraged after fast food workers failed to provide her with the requisite number of mustard and mayonnaise packets.

Apparently this woman requested a certain amount.

When she did not receive it, she became angered.

And there was an argument.

She called him bitch and faggot.

The drive-thru guy.

This from the smoking gun, according to an affidavit prepared by the cops.

She attempted to slap the guy, but he was able to deflect her hand.

At that point, witnesses told cops that she and her associate exited their red PT cruiser and entered the Wendy's.

While inside, armed with a pink Cheetah brand stun gun, she chased the guy around the kitchen employee area of the restaurant with the taser turned on and making the electric noises.

It was recovered from one of these women's purses.

Oh, speaking of.

Now, you mentioned definitely not a Jew.

Mm-hmm.

And Mike Lynch sent me this story saying he wishes we were still doing that because he feels that there's a very small chance this man is a Jew.

The headline of this story is sword-wielding porn actor kills one, hurts two.

Yes.