Brian Bishop

And he'd be like, I've been better.

Way too many of them.

By Claire Huxtable.

The funny thing is it's men writing it.

I mean I'm not exclusively, but it's not like this is – I get what you're saying about it being a female fantasy, but it's not only women who wrote this.

Yes.

Yeah, I would want to know.

I don't know.

Well, why did you guys not want to know, Brian?

2% don't know.

The problem with this, you know, just be yourself and don't listen to anyone and let your freak flag fly.

It's fine if that means listening to obscure music or having pink hair or doing whatever.

But when that means being self-destructive and a total fuck up, that's not really just being yourself.

All right.

Is that from Little House?

Yeah, it's just is there anything I can learn from this experience?

And if what you're learning is the whole world is unfair, try harder to learn a different thing.

If I were in labor and my husband were on the phone with Adam Carolla, I don't know how I would feel about that.

Like a little lamb?

No, you'd seem like unassuming, like a sandwich.