Brian Cranston
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If George Clooney or me or whoever, Fitz Dogg, is a celebrity, meaning if you're a citizen, you can't walk out of LAX and have a guy...
film you, and throw it up on a TV show without your consent.
They just show the fat guy.
Yeah.
Or they'll show your fat ass.
Can't show his face.
Right.
But if you're a celebrity, they get to show you without any consent.
And I was thinking about it, and my feeling is that's fine.
But then I don't want to pay as much in taxes.
I want my own garbage man.
When I call 911, I want the cops there 10 minutes earlier.
I'm a celebrity.
Yeah.
So I want some special celebrity treatment because if this is going to be the only treatment I'm going to get, then fuck it.
Yeah.
And if I'm a citizen, you should be a premium citizen.
That's what I've been saying my whole fucking life because of the taxes I pay.
But I'm just saying you're a citizen first.
And you're a celebrity second.