Brian Cranston

So all the laws that pertain to a celebrity, just like to a citizen, just like in a bad way, meaning there's no law about you jaywalking and there's no law about you paying your taxes.

And it's not like, well, your water bill is cheaper or your cable bill is cheaper.

There's nothing.

It's all the same.

You're a citizen.

You should then have all the same laws.

What's the highest you ever paid?

Well, we would... Well, sometimes there was just no...

Sometimes we could never get them to clear anything.

Like the time I used to call up and I would call up as Mr. Burcham and I would explain that I had a wife who was morbidly obese and she was getting fitted for one of those lap bands and I would call moving companies.

And I would basically say to them, listen, you know, we're only about a mile and a half from the hospital and the insurance doesn't cover the ambulance ride.

And they want like sixty six hundred dollars to transport her from the thing.

But my brother-in-law's, you know, he's got one of those diamond blades and a stucco cutter.

We can take the garden window out of the living room, and then we'll just go ahead and put her on a pallet.

If you've got a steak bed truck with a Tommy lift on it, I mean, I'll flag her, and we'll just, you know, hit her with some bubble wrap, and you guys take her to the hospital.

I mean, what would something like that cost?

That's got to be, you know, a couple hundred dollars, right?

And I'd do that bit, and the guys basically, I would explain that she was, you know, they'd be like, how much does your wife weigh?

And I'd say, this

a round estimate because we can't really we have to go to the zoo to wear so we can't really know how much she weighs we have to factor in the box spring and stuff like that to dock that you know in the bed and stuff but uh yeah she's in the you know 650 to 900 range but uh anyway i'm gonna take the garden window out like i said i can rent a forklift