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Brian Graham

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1118 total appearances

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We're All Getting Wet

And, you know, we didn't get a chair โ€“

The Commercial Break
We're All Getting Wet

most people in this area wanted the chairs that were dry because if you sit close to where the chairs are like a little bit in the water it's a little bit uncomfortable and then all the kids have squirt guns like these machine squirt guns you know stuck on a pole where they could go like this so the entire time i'm eating those little shits are just like spraying my food with water like fuck you where are your parents at the bar at the bar

The Commercial Break
We're All Getting Wet

Just watch some of these people walking around.

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We're All Getting Wet

They're selling hand grenades at the Great Wolf Lodge.

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We're All Getting Wet

And, you know, milkshakes.

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We're All Getting Wet

And everyone's eating their pizza.

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We're All Getting Wet

It's like a bad movie sometimes for me in my head.

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We're All Getting Wet

Because, you know, I start getting like a little anxious about like everybody being dirty and weird.

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We're All Getting Wet

And, you know, it's just the way that I am.

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We're All Getting Wet

And so, you know, I see somebody doing something and my mind like zones in on it.

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We're All Getting Wet

You know, it's just not coming out of their nose.

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We're All Getting Wet

Yeah, that feels safer to me than this.

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We're All Getting Wet

And then even when you get up in the room, you open the curtains and there they are.

The Commercial Break
We're All Getting Wet

Just eating all their shit.