Brian Green

Then they're adorable.

And they're my seed.

Like, I don't want to fuck them up for life.

So if they're making noise, I just let it make noise.

I whatever, you know, I join in.

The other day we had a screaming contest.

I'm sure that police showed up at the front door.

But what I didn't bargain for and what I am getting upset with and what is almost bouncing on my exact last nerve are the two dogs that will not shut the fuck up at all for any reason at all.

Have you ever, have you ever seen two dogs like this?

Am I being, am I exaggerating or is this like a, because people, I've heard, had some people ask me, oh man, come on, you know, let up on the dogs.

They're just trying to protect your house.

No, they're not.

I'm going to tell you a story about Brian's house.

Let me tell you a story.

Let me show you how much my dogs protect my house.

We got this house recently renovated before we moved back into it.

It's an old house.

It was built in the 40s, late 40s.

And then we just, you know, we spit shine and polished it, basically.

What they call paint carpeted it.