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Brian Green

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Add some square footage and all this other stuff.

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But because it's such an old house, there is a crawl space underneath it.

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And we live in Atlanta near the Chattahoochee River.

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Anytime that you have a river, you can expect that there are rats.

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And snakes and mice, right?

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That's just it.

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Anytime you live near a body of water, the water animals come.

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And rats are one of them.

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I also happen to have an in-ground pool, which is a lovely place for animals of all sizes to take a bath.

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Come and frolic.

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Or to come and frolic, take a bath, or to drink their water.

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So we've never had a problem with any kind of rodents in this house.

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Until a couple of days ago, a week ago, two weeks ago.

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And Astrid came in the bedroom early one morning and she's freaked out.

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And she's holding an avocado in her hand.

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She's like, honey, honey.

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And she's like stuffing this avocado in my face as I'm trying to wake up.

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Who the fuck?

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It's an avocado.