Brian Greene

And she said, well, I was talking to Gabby, and she really likes Shakira.

And so she thought...

If you thought that you didn't want to go see Shakira because, you know, we know you don't like Shakira all that much.

She's already convincing me that I don't like Shakira.

And in my mind, I had already said to myself, watching Shakira shake her ass for two hours is not exactly the worst thing in the world.

No offense.

She's got a beautiful female form and she knows how to work it.

Why would it?

And she does that.

Part of the reason why she's so world famous is because that's what she's known for.

Yeah.

Along with the singing and the great music, she's known to shake her patootie.

That's what happens at a Shakira concert.

God love it.

And then I also knew that it's just going to be a room full of happy people dancing their patooties off.

Of all the stuff I've seen with Astrid, including the restaurant boy band, this could be the least of my concerns.

Right?

I can deal with this.

And I thought to myself, okay, here it comes.

Gabby said, if you don't want to go because you don't like Shakira all that much, she really likes Shakira, and she would be happy to take your ticket.