Brian Greene

And I thought to myself, well, this is a no-win situation that she's putting me in right here.

I could say, no, I really want to go with you.

And then she could say, yeah, of course.

I know.

I know.

And then she, in her head, is going to be just a little bit pissed off.

that she could be standing next to someone who knows every word, English and Spanish, to every song Shakira ever did, every move, every album, every next song coming up, a playlist, how many times it's been played in what city and which live venue, just like I would with the Pearl Jam show or whatever.

Or she could be stuck with Brian, 60-year-old white man who's got bad knees and has never danced a day in his life.

Not worthy of Shakira, that's for sure.

So there's going to be, you know, 28,000 people in there screaming in Spanish about whatever.

And Brian's going to be going.

Or I could say, sure.

Absolutely.

Sounds like a good idea.

And then Astrid in her head is going to go.

He never wanted to go in the first place.

He's just doing this to pacify me.

The double-edged sword.

And I don't know what to do.

In my head.