Brian Redban

And I was like, I was fine.

And I told you I was going to limp it off.

Two days later, I was on a scooter again.

This time, no car, just the street.

Really?

Yeah, I broke my arm in a couple spots, tore my patella tendon completely off.

It's been six months, and I got six more months to go.

No, somehow, I guess, which, you know, I got a big fucking head.

Somehow, the way I... I hit something, and it locked the wheel and turned it, so I didn't get, like, thrown off.

I was basically catapulted straight into the ground, like, this sideways.

I got a shit ton from that shitty-ass hospital, though.

You got a what?

I get put in not even a room.

I get in a hall.

Big-ass sign that says, keep this area clear at all time.

And I'm like, I got to... This isn't supposed to be me, I think.

You know?

Like, there's something wrong.

He had to help pick me up off the fucking ground because these two EMS people there had no idea how to pick up a 6'2", 200-pound guy off the ground with one fucking leg and one arm.

And so they finally get me on the thing after they figured out how to raise it up.