Brian Redban
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And then I get into the ambulance and then they call me and they're at the hospital wondering where I'm at.
And I'm like, where are y'all at?
I'm like, how long has it been?
Because, I mean, they started juicing me right away.
I mean, it was obvious, like, I was fucked up at the moment.
And then I get to the hospital.
Besides putting me in the hall, I never got to leave because I had emergency surgery because I almost lost my leg.
But I mean, I make a lot of like sarcastic jokes about it, but they're very close to about what was real.
Like I almost didn't get an IV bag.
It was like a Capri Sun basically, you know?
And I don't know about you guys, but I got a scrubs fetish, so when I see these Latinas walking around fucking caked up, I'm like, oh.
His name was Juan on his thing, but he crossed it off and he wrote Papi Chulo.