Brian Redban
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California delivered.
We're all little service dogs when the lovely Heidi comes out.
How about a hand for Heidi, ladies and gentlemen?
All right, let's see if this bucket poll does any better.
Make some noise for Offender, everybody.
Here comes Offender.
I know what you guys are thinking.
My hair says California, but my voice says I'd fuck a cousin.
Being from the South is challenging.
Usually doesn't take people long to accuse me,
being some type of no good, messed up, wife-beating, racist, toothless Trump supporter.
But that's not true.
See, in Alabama, you can only be three of those things.
Because once you're four, we ship your ass to Florida.
To become a legal resident of that state, you got a fucking alligator.
And they're going to try to tell you it tastes like chicken.