Brian Redban

When we used to, when you get punched in the face by a nigga that looked just like you, because he want to watch SpongeBob, you know what I'm saying?

Like, and you didn't hit the remote, or if you better like me, if you real petty, I'll take the batteries out that motherfucker.

You know what I'm talking about?

The big booty TVs.

You remember the big booty TVs?

The ones that double up as furniture.

You can put pictures of your family on top of it and have plants grow down the side.

You know what I'm talking about, sir?

The big booty TVs.

The ones you can slap them on the ass to get them to work right like a good woman.

You know what I'm talking about?

The big booty TVs.

Well, I escaped Boston to come here, because they got a blizzard that's coming through there.

And the scientists were saying that this only happens every once in a while.

And the reason why it was happening is because the thunderstorm of Austin came through that motherfucker.

Thank you.

Yeah, Olympics!

I went to Boston.

I was sitting with them little cold rednecks.

So I got into hockey, because them niggas in Boston, their football is hockey.