Brian Redban

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Make some noise for your next bucket poll, everybody.

Looks like a new name to me.

It's Chris.

Thank you, you nailed my last name, Gerasimo.

Sounds like I'm a dinosaur from Jurassic Park.

Unfortunately, I have a neck long enough to also be a dinosaur from Jurassic Park.

How funny that joke is depends on where you're sitting.

This guy had the perfect view over here.

Careful, this is a splash zone.

But it's a Greek name.

You know, my people invented both democracy and anal.

But it's a stereotype, because in ancient Greece, the Spartans actually had gay sex to help the army's team chemistry.

That's pretty crazy, right?

To think that fucking your boys makes you fight better?

How did they find that out?

And how embarrassing was it when they realized there's like no correlation between anal with the boys being better soldiers?

That shit was gay, I don't know.

All right, Chris Gerasimov, ladies and gentlemen, welcome.