Brian Redban

And I was like, I kind of think this is your fault because when you told me you wanted me to talk more during sex, you should have specified that it was to you and not on the phone.

Yeah, so literally last time I was on the show, I talked about how I got hit by a car while I was on a Lime scooter.

And I was like, I was fine.

And I told you I was going to limp it off.

Two days later, I was on a scooter again.

This time, no car, just the street.

Really?

Yeah, I broke my arm in a couple spots, tore my patella tendon completely off.

It's been six months, and I got six more months to go.

No, somehow, I guess, which, you know, I got a big fucking head.

Somehow, the way I... I hit something, and it locked the wheel and turned it, so I didn't get, like, thrown off.

I was basically catapulted straight into the ground, like, this sideways.

I got a shit ton from that shitty-ass hospital, though.

You got a what?

I get put in not even a room.

I get in a hall.

Big-ass sign that says, keep this area clear at all time.

And I'm like, I got to... This isn't supposed to be me, I think.

You know?

Like, there's something wrong.