Brian Redban
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But I do remember that time where I misspoke.
And I said something that was inappropriate.
That's what I remember.
But you're still funny.
Y'all, me and my white roommate, I had to go do a show in Marble Falls, Texas.
It's not a real place, even though I went there.
And when the sun went down, I looked at my roommate.
I said, I think it's time for us to go.
I think that's the rules out here.
And so we start driving back, and the shit looked on the way.
There's no, like, street lights.
It looked like where you meet the devil, and that nigga charged, like, he challenged you to play guitar for your soul.
So while we driving, I looked at him and I said, yo, I got to pee.
I'm about to pee in this Gatorade bottle.
And then he looked at me, his white ass, said, I'll just pull over.
No, nigga, you're not.
We're not stopping here.
And then he was like, what, are you scared like a mountain lion's going to come get you?
I said, nigga, that's best case scenario.
Worst case scenario, a white guy.