Brian Redban

You know what I'm saying?

Like that.

I'm trying to take a piss and a nigga come out of the cornfield and talk about you fellers lost.

Wrong turn, now I'm getting raped and slowly eaten.

Like, I don't care what you say.

If y'all was in the woods and you saw a white guy disappear the whole time in your head, you're like, I wish this nigga was a grizzly bear.

They have shit for bears.

They got the shit called bear mace.

You spray it on a bear and the bear get the fuck away.

There's a hundred videos of it working.

There's twice as many videos of a white guy walking through bear mace and getting tased, still trying to make a point.

And I told that bitch to,

Bring my soda over there.

Nigga, I don't want to do that.

That's just scary.

And if we being honest, nigga, the scariest bears are white.

Polar bears don't... All they do is kill, nigga.

That's just... My biggest fear is running to a polar bear with no Coca-Cola.

Actually, let me change that.

My biggest fear is running to a polar bear with Pepsi, nigga.