Brian Regan
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You know, I was watching the 2020 news program last weekend, and they're talking about how they train these dogs that work at the airport.
And they got these dogs that sniff anything.
I mean, they sniff out marijuana.
They got one that sniffs heroin.
They got one that sniffs for, like, fruit and kielbasa and stuff.
They can train one of these schnauzers to sniff anything out.
We give them to sniff out venereal disease.
You don't even have to take your pants off.
Good idea.
You go walking in.
As a matter of fact, you're going to need that with the big picture deal and everything.
When the chicks come through the door to the palatial Hollywood estate, you just sniff them right out.
The dog puts the nose right into the groin.
If the dog really starts spinning out, it's time to leave.
That's all.
We'll get one for herpes.
We'll just name the dog cramps.
It's funny when you never heard from them again.
The guests are a band called The Cramps.
Oh, The Cramps.