Brian Regan

She hammered a gift certificate that Jimmy got her for her birthday or for Christmas for a hundred bucks, although it'd been tapped out.

I've been tapped out, but I paid her 100 cash.

100 cash for a Jimmy Kimmel gift certificate for Amazon, and it was zero.

Right.

It's brutal.

It's brutal.

And then when I pulled the cash out, to cash it out was a whole bunch of merch money I'd made on the road selling books and T-shirts.

And I thought, well, that's a good lesson and story to tell.

And I said to my daughter, I said,

Guess where I got all this cash?

And she went, Jimmy?

It's just they wait around for Jimmy to bring over cash, right?

I think she just assumes.

Anyway, it's sad.

So it's invisible now.

And I've always said when you were trading pelts, you were pretty careful about who you gave those pelts to or how many pelts they took or whatever.

Now it's invisible.

Mm-hmm.

I've probably been buying the Major League Baseball package for the last nine years and have no idea I'm even doing it.

It's just coming out of the account, you know what I mean?