Brian Regan
speaker
2,897 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Oct 2024
last heard 21 Feb
Brian Regan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Or the Air Force didn't exist before we had the Army.
Like, these things didn't exist.
Do we need some sort of cyber patrol unit?
I feel like we're going to need more cyber cops than real cops.
Even at the border, because they're going to be flying drones and doing computer... They're going to be robots that shoot pepper spray out of their penis.
You know, it's so funny.
I'm such a horrible parent where they're like, how are you going to punish your daughter?
I'm like, oh, there's so much more to punish her for.
That's nothing.
What are you going to do about Charles Manson stealing the bag of Funyuns?
We'll get to it.
We may not even get to it.
I'm doing such a horrible job of parenting that I'm not even counting this.
That doesn't even fall on the punishment side of the ledger.
I've got a whole docket.
Yes.
All right.
Let me tell you about Castrol Edge.
Heat, friction, viscosity, breakdown, rob your engine of maximum performance.
Friction results in loss of performance of up to 10%.
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