Brian Regan

Right, right.

You have to do it.

Ben drops back.

Right.

They say Big Ben because I'm going to say Roethlisberger.

But if there's another Big Ben in the league, and there isn't basketball, there's another Big Ben in the league, then you have to pick another moniker.

That's how it works.

Anyway, we're now that way with F-words.

Yep, indeed.

Which F-word are you talking about?

There's at least two.

There you go.

And I also realize...

The old school – my old school brain, I've had an entire lifetime of F word meaning fuck and not fag.

So an entire life of fuck and thus you can't undo my brain when you go, she said the F word because I've had an entire lifetime of it meaning something else.

This is all part – they just –

fired a teacher at some middle school because somebody had decided to change the pronoun and started dressing like wearing dungarees and toughskins instead of sundresses.

Poodle skirts.

And the teacher said, okay, I'll call them by their new name.

And then at some point, the person put some virtual reality goggles on and was like walking down the hall in their virtual reality world and was going to hit the wall