Brian Regan

Boom.

There's Pearl Harbor, right?

Right.

We're fucked up.

We don't have... Our Navy's been decimated and we're screwed.

So...

We need to – we need a moral victory, and we don't have any moral victories going on.

And so what we decide is we will go get a battleship as close as we can to Japan, and we will take off some – Max Pattis is going to have to look this up – B-24s, I think.

And Jimmy Doolittle is going to lead the raid, and there ain't enough fuel to get back to the boat.

We're just going to go there, and we're going to bomb –

Japan in a sort of almost ceremonial way.

They're not going to really do any real damage.

That takes tons and tons of tons of TNT and airstrikes and everything.

But we're going to show them that we can reach them.

They got to us.

We're going to get to them.

And we'll ditch in the China Sea or something.

But none of you guys are coming back.

Now, you might get to China and land, and you might be okay, but you're probably going to run out of gas and have to ditch over the Pacific Ocean, and then you'll just grow up in a bamboo cage just for the rest of your years in a bamboo cage.

You'll ride the war out.