Brian Simpson

Yeah, you could only get off if you was dressed as a wolf.

I think whatever – I think –

the first time you encounter something sexual, whatever's happening gets, like, burned into your shit.

Yeah.

Like, I got a homie that's, like, into, like, you know, the BDSM world and stuff like that.

And he has no idea.

And I was like, well, how did you know that?

He was like, I have no idea.

And then, you know, years later, without completely unrelated, he's telling me one time about him looking for Christmas presents and

going in the back of his parents' closet and finding a whole chest of, you know, whips and chains and shit like that when he was like six or seven years old.

He didn't make the connection where it's like, oh yeah, well that's why you're... Yeah, duh.

Parents are into whips and chains and shit.

And I don't know if that had to happen because I think your kinks are genetic.

Really?

Yeah.

Why do you think that?

I think I've read that, right?

Well, let's let's find out, because if it's true, I mean, that's gonna make you look at your mama real different.

You don't want to know that.

The horror.