Brian Simpson
speaker
4,658 appearances
6 recordings
2 series
first heard Apr 2024
last heard 1 Sep
Brian Simpson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It's like bro, that shit could go so many that shit could go wrong so many ways.
last time I got into a serious fight, w man, it was when I was
still uh I was still I was a door gu a doorman at a at a Irish pub.
Irish pubs are famous for it.
And I remember this dude had um he
H he came with uh he forgot his ID.
Him and his girl came and she had her idea and he didn't have his.
And
And then he went back to get his ID, his girl started drinking.
He was gone for like an hour.
And then and she kept coming out, talking my fucking head off, coming out, talking my fucking head off. 'Cause that's how you can tell when people drunk, there's uh like they'll just they'll tell you the same story they told you ten minutes ago.
And uh and
The last time she came out to talk to me, she she left her phone on my I had like a little table beside me.
And then she came back out the smoke again and and and the boyfriend came up behind her and like picked her up, you know, romantic whatever.
And and I went to go, Hey, you left your phone and I turned to point at the phone and he just clocked me.
And my my head bounced against the uh like you know, the frame of the door.
And
And we get right to it.
You know, I'm whooping this boy's ass real bad and the c and the cops come out of nowhere.
This is in this is in San Diego.
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