Briony May Williams

Would you be like, page 104 of the workbooks to 106, do it in silence?

What percentage do you get the vibe from teachers' eyes are dead behind the eyes?

At a private school, do you have to tell the parents that their kids are doing better than they are because you need to keep the money coming in?

Why did they give them you?

Is that a compliment to you as a charismatic kind of dead poet society teacher or are you bottom rung so you're getting the punishment?

They're thick and they don't care.

And so you had your daughter and you went, I want to be a stay-at-home mum.

Well, I think we kind of covered that.

She wants them to try their best, but she doesn't want too much pressure because she's seen what it could do to kids when she taught them.

Oh, fair enough.

I was listening.

We used to do this down the line so we'd be at a computer so we could just do that.

It is more disruptive now, isn't it?

I am going to ask you about Escape to the Country.

We're going to do your podcast.

We're going to do Bake Off.

We're going to do Escape to the Country.

Let's do a bit more parenting.

Yeah, just Nora as your daughter.

Do you shout bloody Nora?