Briony May Williams

Which I kind of thought would be better, but I'm not sure it's actually helping at all.

So I went on my Instagram to check notifications and I went on my TikTok and did a bit of doom scrolling whilst I drink my tea.

With Rob Lowe on in the background.

Many things.

I have been doing a series recently of testing viral recipes to see if they actually taste good.

Like the really random shit, you know?

It'll be the best dinner you've ever had in your life.

Yeah, basically that's it.

So there's one that I did, which was you had to blend cauliflower with,

melted chocolate, and this woman's on there saying it tastes like fudge.

Tastes like farts.

Tastes like stinky feet and farts.

It was disgusting.

So when I woke up yesterday, I checked on one that I did about hummus scones.

Which is literally hummus, self-raising flour, mix them together to make a dough, cut them into four, bake it.

Honestly, nicest thing ever.

So nice.

If you don't like hummus, it's not the one for you.

But if you like hummus, I'm telling you.

I mean, if you're a traditionalist, then, you know.