Brittany Broski

That's what she texted him.

She texted me.

she said no he said he said it's actually no worries and then he ended up going with somebody else and then i went with the mormon and i had the worst night of my life so the eggs on my face honestly yeah you can't have caffeine or anything can't win them all the mormon part of him was honestly the least of his worries like he was just the most off-putting person i've ever met in my entire fucking life and i say this to this day if i ever meet him i'm putting it on his back bitch and not in a good way not in the way he wants no i'm beating the shit out of him is what i'm saying

He's the fucking worst.

It's funny, too, because when we first met each other, because we barely knew each other, too, on top of that.

So when we met and we were talking, he's like, what's your type?

And I'm like, someone nice and funny.

Say something real general.

I'm like, what about you?

He goes, I like short white girls with glasses.

Now, I don't know if you know anything about what I look like.

Caleb.

probably and I was like I like short white girls with glasses no game at all no game at all oh I like short white girls with glasses and that was the girlfriend he had right and he broke up with her to go to prom with me and then after he went to prom with me he went and got back with her a man that lied to himself you don't even have glasses

Yeah, no shit, girl.

I actually do wear glasses, too, because I'm blind as fuck, but I purposely didn't wear them because I didn't want him to think that I was wearing them for him.

So I was just blind all weekend.

I was like, just fucking Daphne's head ass walking around.

She asked for the menu in Braille.

Yeah.

And then she kept pulling up her pajama pants and dancing around like it was a bit.