Brooke Fox

Like, don't do that.

If you're going to do this, you need to commit to me.

Are you listening?

You need to commit to me that we're breaking up with him.

Okay.

All right.

We're getting broken up with him.

Bring that same fire when you come back and give it to the guy when Brooke breaks you up right after this.

We're in the middle of Brooke Breaks You Up.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got a laundry list of reasons why our listener Ashley does not want to date this guy Brian anymore.

So let me just run down the list real quick.

Apparently, he buys her discount flowers while leaving the discounted sticker on.

I think it was the sticker, really, that put her over the edge on the phone.

That was the really nasty part.

He's short with his mother over the phone.

Yeah, no good.

Bragged about going to Stanford when it turns out it was just a community college in Stanford, Connecticut.

Totally different place, and he didn't even graduate.

And he loves to gamble and talk about gambling and always wants Ashley around to witness him gambling.

Yes.