Brooke & Jeffrey Hosts

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115 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Dec 2025 last heard 1 Dec

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Brooke and Jeffrey · Loser Line (12/1/25) · 1 Dec 2025 podcast

wait a minute is this the right number it's um the loser line come on just call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before it works like this let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you hey naughty girl i'm not really into pokemon but i'd love to get a pikachu

gotcha whatever you do resist the urge to kick him right in the pokey balls instead when it comes to transmitted diseases you're down to catch them all that's when you slide that's when you slide in the number to the loser line so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air voicemails like this one next message hey uh it's from last night i hope you remember me jesus um

I definitely wasn't expecting a random make-out to happen, especially while my friend's arm was, like, stuck up in that claw machine.

But it was a nice distraction from all that stress, so thank you for that, I guess.

Anyway, hey, just a question for you.

What kind of cologne do you use?

Cause like it was pretty hot.

And I'm like, the reason I'm asking is I'm looking for a gift for my dad for his birthday and my mom and dad, they like, haven't been very romantic these days.

And I just wanted to help them get their fires burning again, you know, in the bedroom department.

downstairs you know oh my god is this really awkward i don't know anyway last night was great making out with you was fun we should do it again bye it's always my first thought when i make out with someone is i want my dad to smell like this

what they always say, right?

If it turns you on, it probably turns your mom on, too.

Now I'm also picturing the girl with her arm stuck in the claw machine crying in the middle of a Dave and Buster's and her friend is just making out with some guy by Street Fighter.

Good for her.

Hi, it's Sandra.

I have to apologize to you because I know we were supposed to meet up last night after the bars closed at like 2 a.m.

And you said, bring the whipped cream.

And I was like, okay, I will.

But I was like, wait, do I buy new whipped cream?

Because I think I have some already.

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