Bruce Buffer

That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear.

Unbelievably scary.

How frightening is that?

So I pre-poll a name, but to start tonight, how many of you were at the show on Friday?

That's a pretty good amount, which means a lot of you might not be in the know with what happened with the rematch of Rick Diaz and Hans Kim.

And while we were starting the show with KC Rocket for quite a long time, I figured we would start the show with the winner of that match.

A story, an undeniable full Supreme Court victory all across the boards, winning by five judges and 10 decibel points.

But instead of me introducing him, I figured I would bring out someone special to introduce him, someone that we were the first comedians and comedy show to ever show you this man.

He is one of my favorite human beings on planet Earth.

Nothing gets me more pumped in this world than watching him work.

So to bring up our first comedian, I'm happy to present to you from episode 100 of Kill Tony, from episode 500 of Kill Tony, this is the return of the voice of the UFC, Bruce Buffer!

Holy shit.

I want to touch a shirtless dude right now.

Good to be here.

I've been listening to a lot of Afro-Latino beats.

Mostly Rihanna.

You know, a lot of people don't know that she made a lot of Afro-Latino beats, but she did because she's Afro-Latino and she got beat.

Thank you.

I don't understand women.

Women are always trying to look beautiful and hot and sexy, but then they get mad at me when I wanna fuck them.