Bruce Buffer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's like going up to a guy at a basketball court who's wearing basketball shorts, and I'm like, hey, do you wanna play basketball?
And he's like, no.
I'm here to dance with my friends.
I think owning a dog makes you a pervert, because whenever it's peeing, you have to stand right there, staring at him.
Holding a leash tied around its neck.
That's gonna turn anyone on after a while.
That's my time, thank you!
Wow, look who's back, everybody.
Spitting fire, Hans.
Good to be back.
Hello, Adam.
The sweetest little honest autistic boy you've ever seen in your life.
I never get sick of it.
You know, if you ask him any question, he'll answer it honestly.
Yeah.
When's the last time you masturbated, Hans?
Just this morning, Tony.
Dude.
Me too, you gotta clean the pipes, right Hans?
Yes.