Bryan Green
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Podcast Appearances
Everything's going well.
And then all of the sudden, she sees apples.
And she goes, fucking bananas, right?
Bananas for the apples.
And I'm like, holy shit, kid.
Okay, manzana.
So I go and I'm washing it.
Astrid's sitting there.
I'm washing it.
And I'm like, goddamn, I hate cutting apples, but I guess I'm going to go cut apples.
And I go to take out a knife.
This is absolutely true.
So thank God for small favors.
I got to take out a knife.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You want the whole apple?
Here's the whole apple.
No, she drops down to the floor.
She's banging her head against the floor.
Hair wild everywhere.