Bryan Green

What are you talking about?

And Astrid goes, use the thing, the apple slicer.

And that's what she wants.

And I'm like, what is an apple slicer?

And she goes, you don't know what an apple slicer is?

It's sitting on the counter.

It's like this round thing with a bunch of blades in it, right?

And there's a little hole in the middle where the blades are attached.

I cannot for the life of me understand how this thing works because it's sharp on one end and it's dull on the other, but you're supposed to... So I'm trying to push the apple through the apple slicer, right?

And Astrid is looking at me and she goes, what are you doing?

And I go, I don't know.

I'm trying to slice the apple, but you got to use the sharp side, right?

And she's like, Brian...

How can you be so – I wish I was videotaping this.

How can you be so dumb?

And I'm like, you use the sharp side.

You must use the sharp side.

She says, why are you trying to push it through?

You're going to end up with five fingers hanging out on the ground.

I didn't know that you had to – Push it.