Bryan Green

You had to take the whole contraption and push it through the apple.

I'm trying to push the apple through the contraption.

I'm about to kill myself right here in front of my screaming child.

It would make it a blooming onion, right?

Yeah.

Same thing they have back at the back of the fucking Chili's, right?

It's one of those blooming onion things.

Chrissy, I swear to God, I got so upset at everybody because Astrid was making fun of me and I was like –

I've never seen one of these.

I don't know how to work it.

I don't know how to do it.

And she's like, use your common sense.

Why would you put your hand through that apple slicer?

And I'm like, I didn't intend to put my hand through the apple slicer.

You were going to let me do it.

And she's like, I just wish I had videotaped that because you really are losing your marbles.

This is another one of those, you know, $10 contraptions.

That you sit at the corner of a grocery store aisle that you buy that you go, oh, that's great.

It really does make your life easier.

Yeah.