Bryan Green

I don't want to deal with all the personal details.

You figure it out, and I'll show up with my dick hard and ready to go.

kittens welcome back to the commercial break i'm brian green and the queen retakes her rightful place on the throne kristen joy holey my best friend my co-host best to you chrissy best to you out there in the podcast universe she's back if you don't have to text anymore she's back she's back nothing has happened you don't have to call hollywood reporter or look in your crawl space yes

you're doing what what is that what was that called what what were they the people who were like living in people's houses oh yeah frogging frogging you weren't frogging she was just frogging in my crawlspace sneaking around when everybody's asleep well you did that what back when when we were single and ready to mingle you were creeping around my house in the middle of the night you and my dog yeah you and box that's just following you eating a meal

She was like, oh, the Kristen's back.

Oh, that means I'm going to get a late night dinner.

That Batz was the dopiest dog.

She had like those big droopy eyes and jowls, and she would just follow you around like, woo-hoo, woo-hoo.

And she was just a sweetheart.

She was a sweetheart because I think someone beat her into submission.

Not my ex-wife.

She said, here's the story.

So Batz...

Which was a dog that my ex-wife brought into the relationship.

The dog was like a year old when I met Julia, a year, year and a half old.

Yeah.

So the dog was so well behaved.

And from the first moment that I met the dog, the dog was absolutely attached to me.

it wouldn't leave my side almost ever.

And so we, she lived in this condo building and I'll never forget the first night I spent the night there, her trash was full.