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The Commercial Break

TCB Season Roulette: Season 4

29 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the TCB Season Lottery and how does it work?

5.026 - 26.374 Bryan Green

The TCB Season Lottery, TCB Classic. Brian and Chrissy are on vacation, so why not throw together a couple of random episodes that you can listen to to catch up in case you just started joining the show, TCB. Marathon Marathon continues. We're rolling right into season number four. Now, if you ask me what I remember about season number four, not much.

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Chapter 2: What humorous memories does Bryan share about Season 4?

26.654 - 34.466 Bryan Green

I was drunk for most of it. Nah, that's just a joke. I really don't drink anymore. I have 12 to 13 children and therefore I can't drink. It's impossible.

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Chapter 3: Why are Bryan and Chrissy not in the studio this week?

34.686 - 49.81 Bryan Green

They won't give me five freaking minutes alone. Who wants to parent hungover? I don't know how parents do it. I see all these parents on Instagram drinking wine and having beers and going to the bar and hanging out at country music festivals. I just can't even imagine.

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Chapter 4: What episodes are being drawn in the TCB Season Lottery?

49.83 - 68.756 Bryan Green

I much prefer to lay vertical, take melatonin and pretend my life is a lot less complicated than it is. It actually is. So in case you're just getting up to speed on why we're doing the TCB season lottery, TCB season classic marathon marathon, Chrissy and I are not in the studio this week. I'm at a conference. She's taking a little time off.

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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the 'Marathon Marathon' in TCB?

68.776 - 90.222 Bryan Green

And I decided to play a little lottery, a completely random drawing of one episode from each of the seasons, one through six. And then we all get to be surprised together about what episode pops up. Now, because I've been paying attention, I think I've actually randomly picked a couple of good ones. If a good episode of the commercial break actually exists, I might be picking them.

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90.543 - 91.604 Bryan Green

Literally, blindly.

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Chapter 6: How do Bryan and Chrissy discuss parenting and personal challenges?

91.704 - 110.245 Bryan Green

I'm opening up a file, I'm dragging it in, and that's it. That's all I'm doing. Let's be honest. It's a lot less work for me. Okay, here we go. Season number four. Spin the wheel. Pick a card. Slang the slot. Whatever your expression is, here comes your next episode of the TCB Season Lottery, TCB Classic.

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Chapter 7: What are the differences between dating shows then and now?

110.225 - 111.026 Bryan Green

Ciao, ciao.

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111.286 - 128.082 Unknown

We are not a middle-aged lesbian couple, and we're not gay for each other. Yes, we kissed one time, and yes, it was awesome, but that's in the past now. On this episode of the Commercial Break.

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128.102 - 130.584 Bryan Green

Oh, that's a really nice thing for you to do on a first date.

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Chapter 8: How do Bryan and Chrissy reflect on the impact of past dating shows?

130.604 - 139.793 Bryan Green

Yeah. You pick it. You figure it out. I don't want to do any more. I don't want to deal with all the personal details. You figure it out, and I'll show up with my dick hard and ready to go.

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140.65 - 145.345 Unknown

The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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150.758 - 173.492 Bryan Green

kittens welcome back to the commercial break i'm brian green and the queen retakes her rightful place on the throne kristen joy holey my best friend my co-host best to you chrissy best to you out there in the podcast universe she's back if you don't have to text anymore she's back she's back nothing has happened you don't have to call hollywood reporter or look in your crawl space yes

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173.472 - 199.817 Bryan Green

you're doing what what is that what was that called what what were they the people who were like living in people's houses oh yeah frogging frogging you weren't frogging she was just frogging in my crawlspace sneaking around when everybody's asleep well you did that what back when when we were single and ready to mingle you were creeping around my house in the middle of the night you and my dog yeah you and box that's just following you eating a meal

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201.417 - 206.804 Bryan Green

She was like, oh, the Kristen's back. Oh, that means I'm going to get a late night dinner.

209.107 - 211.009 Krissy Hoadley

My parents' dogs did the same thing, I think.

211.189 - 221.022 Bryan Green

That Batz was the dopiest dog. She had like those big droopy eyes and jowls, and she would just follow you around like, woo-hoo, woo-hoo. And she was just a sweetheart.

221.222 - 221.582 Unknown

She was.

221.602 - 244.418 Bryan Green

She was a sweetheart because I think someone beat her into submission. Not my ex-wife. She said, here's the story. So Batz... Which was a dog that my ex-wife brought into the relationship. The dog was like a year old when I met Julia, a year, year and a half old. Yeah. So the dog was so well behaved. And from the first moment that I met the dog, the dog was absolutely attached to me.

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