Bryan Green

So I took her trash out like a gentleman.

I go down to the trash chute and I, as I get to the trash chute, which is like all the way at the other end of the hallway, I turn around and there's bots just behind me.

I didn't even realize.

And I was like, Oh my God, you're supposed to be out of here.

You know, slipped out the door.

So I'm like,

Wow, this dog is so well-behaved.

And she's like, well, that's because she went away to a training camp.

And I'm like, what's a training camp?

And she's like, I don't really know.

But my mom sent her off for three weeks to a training camp.

She came back so well-behaved.

And I'm like, she probably beat the shit out of that dog.

But the story was...

the reason why the dog went to the training camp is because julia left for work one day and she would leave bots it locked in the bedroom or otherwise the dog would get into the couch cushions and knock stuff over and she had an apartment with some nice stuff in it so she was just trying to keep the dog safe in the house she came home one day and the dog she had she had closed the bedroom door and the dog met her at the door when she got home and she's like what the

fuck where how did you get out like no one was in the house she walks to the bedroom door and this dog bots had chewed a hole in the door and let herself out literally chewed a hole in the door got so anxious that oh that julia had left that she she chewed a hole and walked out the door

I think that's probably what she did.

Yeah, she probably scratched to death.

Got it going that way.

Yeah, got it going that way, and then just used her mouth.