Bryan Green

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Well, hey there, cats and kittens.

Welcome back to another enthralling episode of TCB Season Roulette.

I've been calling it TCB Season Lottery.

I should have called it TCB Season Roulette from the beginning.

Man, does that roll off the tongue.

What was I thinking?

Nothing I can do now.

The episodes are out the door, and it's entirely too much effort for me to go back and do it again.

So I look in the mirror and I say to myself, pishaw, Brian, pishaw.

And what that means, I have no earthly idea.

But it's what my very first girlfriend in fifth grade said to me.

And she broke my heart, broke up with me, and started dating the star football quarterback.

My life might seem like a bag of peanuts here on the commercial break, but I'm telling you what, I am a sad sack.

It has been nothing but misery since the day that that girl broke up with me.

I'm still keeping an eye on you.

You know who you are.

You know who you are.

Any hoodles doodles.