Bryan Green

Oh, forget about it.

One night, one of my kids is on this water kick.

I need some water.

I need some more water.

I need some more water.

I need some more water.

And so I keep giving the kid water because I think, well, part of your parenting is

Yeah.

Yeah.

and so i just keep giving the kid water but i keep saying like hey settle down you're gonna have to pee you're gonna have to pee you're gonna have to pee no no no i'm fine i'm fine let's go to the bathroom before we go to bed no no no i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine two hours later wake up and the entire bed it's like we're swimming in pee the entire bed the entire king-size bed is just soaking wet and i was like holy shit kid you got a bladder first of all second of all and then of course astrid wakes up and who does she blame first me because i gave the kid water yeah

And I'm like, what do you want me to do?

Let the kid go dehydrated?

And she's like, Brian, the kids live in an air-conditioned house.

They drink water all day long.

I'm giving them juice and snacks all day long.

They're not going to die if they don't have some water.

And I said, but what if they do die because they don't have water?

Then I'm going to feel guilty.

Fucking nightmare every time.

You know I got hit by a car today?