Bryan Green

I know.

Isn't that insane?

I just got hit by a car.

I was taking a walk.

Sometimes I go over to Starbucks and I'll walk there.

It's like a two mile round trip.

And so it's a nice way to get the day started.

I'll listen to something on the headphones.

No drama, no kids asking for water, no dogs barking, none of the whizzies, none of the crazy hour.

I just walk up to Starbucks and I walk back.

And at one point you have to cross the street.

It's not a particularly busy street, but it's also not like a side street.

So they have a dead man's lane, a suicide lane in the middle, you know, one of those turning lanes.

And so I'd look both ways like any, you know, human who's ever been on earth looks both ways before you cross the street.

I look both ways.

There's no cars coming either direction.

And I start walking into the middle of the street to go to another street.

And as I get into the dead man's lane,

all of a sudden out of nowhere, some lady is pulling into the dead man's lane and she's coming at me quick.

Now I say quick, it's probably only five or 10 miles per hour, but when you have a car coming right at you at five or 10 miles per hour, I mean, she came up on me quick and I didn't know what to do.