Bryan Green

And once you come talk to me when you're done, we'll talk about your 2026 fitness goals.

And I'm like, fuck, I really want to use the tanning bed.

But I don't want to talk about my fitness goals because I don't have any.

People are commiserating in the chat about this feeling.

New year, new you.

So here I am in the tanning bed, and I'm thinking to myself, how do I get out of this?

How do I get out of this?

So Astrid had left, and she had gone to the store down the way in the little complex.

And so I said, great.

I'll be there as soon as I'm done.

And then I'm thinking to myself, I'm telling this lady, my wife's waiting for me.

I've got to go.

She's got a bag of groceries.

The milk is going bad.

I don't know.

I've got to get out of here.

So I get out of the tanning bed.

And then I'm thinking to myself while I'm getting dressed, I'm thinking to myself, well, I'm paying X amount for the tanning bed.

But I probably should go to the gym every once in a while just to keep up this physique.

Just to maintain.