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Bryan Green

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Appearances Over Time

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The Moon Dudes!

I love the idea of this.

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The Moon Dudes!

And while the moon feels like something you can reach out and touch when you're looking at it at night, it is four fucking days away, traveling at 15,000 miles per hour, like a bullet.

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The Moon Dudes!

So it makes me wish I had a fucking telescope that I could but I couldn't see anything anyway.

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The Moon Dudes!

I'm too close to the city.

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The Moon Dudes!

But it makes me wish I had a telescope because I'm sure some people I should look on YouTube.

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The Moon Dudes!

I bet there's people out there.

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The Moon Dudes!

Yeah, there's guys out there who are following the rocket as it heads off to the moon, but they're gonna use the Earth's gravity and then they're gonna slingshot over to the moon.

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The Moon Dudes!

And then they're gonna use the moon's gravity to slingshot back down to Earth.

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The Moon Dudes!

Straight into the ocean.

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The Moon Dudes!

No soft landing for these guys.

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The Moon Dudes!

They're going straight into the ocean.

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The Moon Dudes!

What a pair of fucking balls on these people, man.

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The Moon Dudes!

I didn't know anything about anything about any of them until yesterday during the stream when I started to pay attention to the bios and when they were talking and motivations and their preparations and all this.

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The Moon Dudes!

What a fucking huge, hairy set of balls on each one of them.

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The Moon Dudes!

Honestly, first black person to ever go to the moon, first woman to go to the moon, first Canadian to go to the moon, and then white guy, because you've got to have a white guy, right?