Bryan Greene

But she's like, let me see.

How are things going?

And I'm like, oh, everything's fine over here.

They're hungry.

They haven't been fed.

I'm pretty sure no one's peed or pooped today.

i think i left their lunches out all night i'm not sure they're still good and uh take a look here they are and she's like oh my god that's her response oh my god now she's worried that the people at school are gonna be like she's like what make sure to tell the teachers that i'm in my make sure to tell the teachers i had nothing to do with this

And I'll tell you what those teachers said right after this break.

We'll be back.

All right, so I managed to get everybody out of the door, and I managed to get them out of the door with like five minutes to spare.

Like, I know we're a little bit early.

I'm like, oh, this is awesome.

I'm going to be dad of the year when I show up.

The kids are dressed.

They're going to have something for lunch.

They're alive.

That's the thing I'm most proud of.

And so I take the baby.

I stuff her in the car.

Thirteen children pack into the, you know, 1973 Honda Volkswagen we have.