Bryan Greene
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
He wants to put my Christmas socks on above his knee and then wear like a Super Mario pajama shorts and short sleeve.
And I'm like, son, you kind of look like a crazy Swedish person.
You look like you're about to...
yell out for some cough laws or something.
Like it was about to blow in one of those horns.
Meanwhile, the daughter who just got her hair done wants to wear a red frozen dress with bright pink pants under it and then ballet shoes to school.
These two kids look like they have been de-homed.
It looks like a blind person took them for the morning.
So they're, like, standing at the front door, all of them just looking a hot mess.
And they go, let's take a picture for mommy.
And now Astrid's like, show me a picture.
She's like, how are things going?