Bryan Greene

So I go, we close the door.

That was just me and the baby in the car.

And the second that we leave, that baby has a holy fucking meltdown.

Probably because she knows now it's just me with daddy.

I'm fucked.

Leave me at school.

I know I've never been, but today could be my first day.

Don't leave me alone with him.

Oh, my God.

We get home and thank the Lord there's another mother in the house, Noemi, who is a mother herself.

And she's like, as soon as I walk in the door, by the way, Noemi's just standing there like this with her hands up.

Give her to me.

Before you kill her, give her to me.

It's time I take over.

It's like those cop movies where at the end everyone's pointing guns at each other and some cop is like, put the gun down.

Just put it down.

It's not worth it.

you don't want to do this right now that's how noemi was put her down just put it give her to me come on just give it to me put her on the ground so she does i do a little bit of work you know yeah i come back i put her for a nap and now all of a sudden it's time to pick the kids up from school i literally did two things and now it's time to pick the kids up from school and i'm like geez that went fast i was hoping i'd get a nap and right whack off i don't know i had to do something

i could do something while astrid isn't here i could look at my you know old pictures of sears catalogs and get a jerk off in there i don't know something cool a little nap i know i barely had time to shower now i gotta go right back out the door it's amazing it's amazing i go i pick up the kids you know hey kids how was school you know i i noticed that the ponytail was redone the socks were put in the appropriate place

And the kids ate every bit of their lunch.