Bryan Greene

God forbid we get science involved.

It's time for Mr. Science.

Until one day, when a spiritual healer told her that what she was experiencing wasn't anxiety at all, but spirit energy trying to come through.

And if you hear the word spirit one time during a Teresa Caputo appearance...

You're gonna hear it 700 times.

It is literally her favorite word.

Like, literally is literally my favorite word.

Between the ages of 20 and 23, she started working with a spiritual teacher named Pat Longo.

Pat was also from Long Island.

So that's Pat Longo from Long Island, just in case you're keeping track.

Longo taught her that meditation and visualization exercises will help her channel and deliver the messages, rather than just feeling overwhelmed.

She often cites this mentorship as the moment she turned from being sensitive into calling herself a medium.

I'm sensitive.

Seriously, I'm a sensitive dude.

But when my wife tells me that an episode of TCB ain't funny, I do what any husband would immediately do.

I get defensive, tell my wife she doesn't know what's funny, and that she doesn't have to listen to my podcast anymore if she doesn't want to.

I then immediately regret my emotional outburst and apologize to my wife in the morning.

for cheating on her in her dreams.

But I've never once had an emotional boo-boo that made me believe I was being contacted by the afterlife.

My sensitivities are not a reason to call Peter Venkman.