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Bryan Greene

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2337 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

I'll wake everybody up.

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But goddamn, did it go sideways right from the get.

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3.15 in the morning, the baby is crying, right?

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She's in that age where she's just having trouble sometimes sleeping throughout the night and she wants some comfort.

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3.15 in the morning, baby's crying.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Astrid goes in to soothe her.

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Astrid's got to get up at four.

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That 3.15 in the morning wake-up call from the baby also starts to rile the other two children, one of which I'm sleeping with in the bed.

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And so now I'm up.

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It's 3.15 and I'm up.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And I know my alarm is going to go off at 4.15 or whatever because I'm going to go walk her out to the Uber.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

So in my head, you know how you start?

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Do you ever set an alarm and then get up like four minutes before the alarm goes off?

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It's the worst fucking thing in the world.

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The worst thing in the world is getting up five minutes before the alarm goes off.

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I kind of like it.